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Do'stlar S01E01 Monika yangi xonadoshga ega bo'lgan joy (VOandVF STFR)

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Aytadigan hech narsa yo'q.
Bu men bilan ishlaydigan yigit.

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Qo'ysangchi; qani endi.
Siz bir yigit bilan ketyapsiz.

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Biror narsa bo'lishi kerak
u bilan noto'g'ri.

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Uning ham dumba bor
va soch bo'lagi?

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Kutib turing. U bo'r yeyadimi?

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Men uning o'tib ketishini xohlamayman
Karl bilan nimalarni boshdan kechirdim. Oh.

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Yaxshi, hamma dam oling.
Bu hatto sana ham emas.

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Ikki kishi chiqib ketyapti xolos
kechki ovqatga va jinsiy aloqa qilmaslik.

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Menga uchrashuvdek tuyuladi.

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Men o'rta maktabga qaytdim,
kafeterya o'rtasida...

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...va men butunlay yalang'och ekanligimni tushunaman.

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- Ha, albatta.
- Men shunday tush ko'rganman.

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Keyin men pastga qarayman va tushunaman
telefon bor...

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...u erda.

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- Buning o'rniga ...
- To'g'ri!

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Bu menda hech qachon bo'lmagan.
Yo'q.

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Birdaniga,
telefon jiringlay boshlaydi.

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Va bu mening onam ekanligi ma'lum bo'ldi.

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Bu juda, juda g'alati
chunki u menga hech qachon qo'ng'iroq qilmaydi.

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Salom.

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Bu yigit "salom" deydi
Men o'zimni o'ldirmoqchiman.

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Yaxshimisiz, azizim?

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Kichkintoyimni kimdir ushlagandek his qilyapman
ichak, uni og'zimdan tortib oldi ...

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...va uni bo'ynimga bog'ladim.
- Cookie?

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Kerol bugun narsalarni ko'chirdi.

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Oh.

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- Men sizga kofe olib beraman.
- Rahmat.

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Ew. Unh.

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Yo'q. Yo'q, qilmang!
Mening auramni tozalashni to'xtating.

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Mening auramni tinch qo'ying, xo'pmi?

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Men yaxshi bo'laman. Yaxshimi? Haqiqatan ham.
Umid qilamanki, u juda baxtli bo'ladi.

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- Yo'q, yo'q.
- Yo'q, yo'q.

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U bilan do'zaxga. U meni tashlab ketdi!

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Va siz uning lezbiyen ekanligini hech qachon bilmagansiz.

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Yo'q! Xop?

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Nega hamma shunday
bu haqda o'ylashda davom etasizmi?

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U bilmas edi. Qanday bilishim kerak?

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Ba'zida men lezbiyen bo'lishni xohlayman.

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Men buni baland ovozda aytdimmi?

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Yaxshi, Ross. Qarang, his qilyapsiz
hozir juda ko'p og'riq.

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Siz jahldorsiz. Siz xafa bo'lasiz.

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Javobni ayta olamanmi?

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Bo'g'inlarni ajratib oling!

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Qani, sen bo‘ydoqsan.
Bir oz gormonlar bor.

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Qarang, lekin men xohlamayman
yolg'iz bo'lish, xo'pmi?

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Men yana turmushga chiqmoqchiman.

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Va men bir million dollarni xohlayman!

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Rachel?

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Oh, Xudo, Monika! Salom! Xudoga shukur!

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Men sizning binoingizga bordim va
Bu bolg'a bilan dedi...

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... siz shu yerda bo'lishingiz mumkin va siz borsiz.

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- Sizga kofe bersam maylimi?
- kafeinsiz.

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Mayli, hamma, bu Reychel,
yana bir Linkoln High omon qolgan.

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Bu hamma.
Bu Chandler va Fibi...

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...va Joey. Va esda tuting
akam, Ross?

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- Albatta!
- Hey.

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- Salom.
- Oh, Xudo.

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Demak, siz bizga hozir aytmoqchisiz, yoki biz
to'rtta ho'l kelinni kutasanmi?

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Oh, Xudo! Xo'sh, taxminan boshlandi
to'ydan yarim soat oldin.

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Men shu xonada edim
barcha sovg'alar bilan ...

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...va men qidirdim
bu sosli qayiqda.

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Bu haqiqatan ham ajoyib
Limoges sosli qayiq.

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Birdaniga...
Sweet 'N Low?

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- Tushundim...

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...Meni ko'proq yoqdi
bu sosli qayiq Barriga qaraganda.

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Shunda men juda dovdirab qoldim,
va o'sha paytda u menga tushdi:

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Barri qanchalik ko'p ko'rinadi
janob Kartoshka boshi kabi.

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Bilasizmi, men har doim bilardim
u tanish ko'rinardi, lekin ...

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Qanday bo'lmasin, men u erdan ketishim kerak edi,
va men hayron bo'la boshladim:

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"Nega men buni qilyapman?"
Va "Men buni kim uchun qilyapman?"

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Qanday bo'lmasin, men qaerga borishni bilmasdim,
va men sizni va men bir-biridan ajralib qolganimizni bilaman ...

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...lekin siz yagona odamsiz
Men shaharda bilaman.

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Kim to'yga taklif qilinmadi.

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Oh, men shunga umid qilgandim
muammo bo'lmaydi.

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Menimcha, u uni sotib olgan
katta quvur organi ...

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...va u haqiqatan ham emas
bundan xursandman.

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Dada, men shunchaki... Men unga uylana olmayman.

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Uzr so'rayman.

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Men uni shunchaki sevmayman.

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Xo'sh, bu men uchun muhim.

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U bu shimlarni kiymasligi kerak.

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Men uni zinapoyadan itarib yuboraman, deyman.

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 Uni zinapoyadan pastga tushiring!
Uni zinapoyadan pastga tushiring!

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Qani, dadajon, meni tingla!

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Bu mening butun hayotim, har kimga o'xshaydi
Har doim menga: “Sen tuflisan!

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Siz poyabzalsiz! Siz poyabzalsiz!
Sen tuflisan!"

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Keyin bugun men to'xtadim va dedim:
"Agar men poyabzal bo'lishni xohlamasam-chi?

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Agar men hamyon bo'lishni xohlasam-chi?
Bilasizmi?

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Yoki shlyapa?"

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Menga shlyapa sotib olishingizni xohlamayman,
Men shlyapaman.

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Bu metafora, dada!

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U qayerda muammoga duch kelishini ko'rishingiz mumkin.

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Qara, dada, bu mening hayotim.

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Mayli, qolaman
Bu erda Monika bilan.

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O'ylaymanki, biz o'rnatdik
u Monika bilan qoladi.

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Balki bu mening qarorimdir.

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Balki menga sizning pulingiz kerak emas.

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Kutib turing! Kutib turing! Balki dedim!

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Xop. Faqat nafas oling, tamom.

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Faqat yoqimli, xotirjam narsalarni o'ylashga harakat qiling.

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Atirgullarga yomg'ir tomchilari
Va mushukchalardagi mo'ylovlar

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Eshik qo'ng'irog'i va chana qo'ng'iroqlari
Va qo'lqopli narsa

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La la la nimadir
Ip bilan

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Men hozir hammasi yaxshi.

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yordam berdim.

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Qarang, bu, ehtimol
eng yaxshisi uchun, bilasizmi?

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Mustaqillik. Hayotingizni nazorat qilish.

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Va, agar sizga biror narsa kerak bo'lsa,
siz har doim Joeyga kelishingiz mumkin.

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Men va Chandler to'g'ri yashayapmiz
zal bo'ylab. Va u juda uzoqda.

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Joey, unga urishni bas qil.
Bu uning to'y kuni.

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Nima? Qoida yoki biror narsa bormi?

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Iltimos, boshqa bunday qilmang.
Bu dahshatli ovoz.

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POL: Uh, bu Pol.
- Uni chaqiring.

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- Pol kim?
- Pol, vinochi Pol?

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Balki.

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Bir daqiqa kuting. Sizning "haqiqiy uchrashuvingiz emas"
sharobchi Pol bilanmi?

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- Nihoyat u sizni tashqariga chiqishga taklif qildimi?
- Ha.

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Ooh. Bu "Aziz kundalik" lahzasi.

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Rach, kuting, men bekor qila olaman.

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Iltimos, yo'q. Bor, men yaxshi bo'laman.

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Ross, yaxshimisiz?
Aytmoqchimanki, qolishimni xohlaysizmi?

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Bu yaxshi bo'lardi.

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- Haqiqatanmi?
- Yo'q, davom et! Bu sharobchi Pol.

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Salom, kiring. Pol, bu...

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...hamma. Hamma, bu Pol.

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Pol, vinochi.

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- Vino yigit.
- Ismingizni tushunmadim. Pol, shundaymi?

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- Xop. Oʻtiring. Ikki soniya.
- Xop.

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Oh, men to'rtta kiprikni tortib oldim.
Bu yaxshi bo'lishi mumkin emas.

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Shunday qilib, Reychel,
bugun kechqurun nima qilyapsiz?

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Xo'sh, men rahbar bo'lishim kerak edi
asal oyimda Aruba uchun...

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...demak, hech narsa.

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To'g'ri. Siz ham emassiz
asal oyingizni olish.

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Xudo. Yo'q, yo'q. Garchi, Aruba. Heh.
Yilning bu vaqti? Eh.

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Siz haqingizda gapiring ...

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...katta kaltakesaklar.

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Qanday bo'lmasin, agar his qilmasangiz
bu kecha yolg'iz qolgandek ...

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...Joi va Chandler
Menga mebellarim bilan yordam berish.

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Ha, va biz bundan juda xursandmiz.

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Aslida, rahmat, lekin men shunday qilaman
bugun kechqurun shu yerda o'tiring.

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- Bu uzoq kun bo'ldi.
- Oh, albatta. Xop. Albatta.

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Hey, Fibs, yordam bermoqchimisan?

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Oh, men buni qila olsam ham, lekin xohlamayman.

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Men qavs-y qo'yishim kerak
tomoni narsalar ...

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... bularning bir to'plamidan foydalanish
kichik qurt bolalar.

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Menda hech qanday qavs yo'q,
Men hech qanday qurtlarni ko'rmayapman ...

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...va men oyoqlarimni his qilmayapman.

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Bu nima?

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Umuman xabarim yo'q.

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- Kitob shkafi bilan tugadi.
- Hammasi tugadi.

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Bu Kerolning eng sevimli pivosi edi.

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U har doim bankadan ichardi.
Men bilishim kerak edi.

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Hey. Ross, sizga bir savol beraman.

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U mebel oldi,
stereo, yaxshi televizor.

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Nima oldingiz?

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Sizlar.

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- Oh, Xudo. Yo Xudo.
- Aldadingiz.

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- Yo Xudo.
- Bilaman, bilaman. Men shunday ahmoqman.

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U borganida men qo'lga olishim kerak edi
tish shifokori haftasiga to'rt va besh marta.

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Aytmoqchimanki, tishlar qanchalik toza bo'lishi mumkin?

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Akam buni boshdan kechirmoqda.
U shunday tartibsiz.

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Buni qanday engdingiz?

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U tasodifan buzishga harakat qilishi mumkin
uning qimmatli narsasi.

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- Unga ayt...
- Oyoqmi?

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Heh. Bu uni boshdan kechirishning bir usuli,
ha.

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Men, men soatga bordim.

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- Siz uning soatini sindirdingizmi?
- Mm.

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Barri, kechirasiz. Men judayam afsuslanyapman.

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Siz buni qilish haqida o'ylayotgandirsiz
paypoq bilan seving, lekin unday emas.

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Bu emas, men haqimda. Va men...

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Salom. Mashina meni yana kesib tashladi.
Baribir...

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Bilasizmi, nima qo'rqinchli? Nima bo'lsa
hamma uchun bitta ayol bormi?

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Aytmoqchimanki, bittasini olsangiz-chi
ayol, va shundaymi?

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Afsuski, mening holimda,
uning uchun faqat bitta ayol bor edi.

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Nima haqida gapiryapsiz?
Bir ayol.

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Bu faqat bor deyishga o'xshaydi
siz uchun bitta ta'mli muzqaymoq.

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Ross, senga bir narsa aytaman.
U erda juda ko'p lazzat bor.

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Toshli yo'l va pechene xamiri bor
va bing olcha vanili.

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Siz ularni jimmies bilan olishingiz mumkin
yoki yong'oq yoki ko'pirtirilgan krem.

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Bu eng yaxshi narsa
hech qachon siz bilan sodir bo'lgan.

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Siz turmush qurdingiz. Siz 8 yoshda edingiz?

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Dunyoga yana xush kelibsiz. Bir qoshiqni oling.

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Rostini aytsam, bilmayman
agar men och yoki tug'yonga ketgan bo'lsam.

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Keyin muzlatgichimdan uzoqroq turing.

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U mendan chiqib ketganidan beri, men...

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Nima? Nima?

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Buni noodle bilan ta'riflamoqchimisiz?

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Yo'q, bu ko'proq beshinchi uchrashuv
vahiy turi.

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Oh, demak, beshinchi uchrashuv bo'ladimi?

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U erda emasmi?

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Ha ha. Menimcha bor.

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Nima demoqchi edingiz?

194
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Xo'sh... E, uh...

195
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U meni tashlab ketganidan beri...

196
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...Men ijro eta olmadim...

197
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...jinsiy.

198
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Oh, Xudo! Oh, Xudo! Men shundayman...

199
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- Kechirasiz.
- Hammasi joyida.

200
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,859
Tupurish, ehtimol
sizga hozir kerak bo'lgan narsa emas.

201
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Um...

202
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Qancha vaqt?

203
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Ikki yil.

204
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Voy-buy!

205
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Uning soatini sindirib tashlaganingizdan xursandman.

206
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,792
Shunday qilib, siz hali ham shunday deb o'ylaysiz
beshinchi sanani xohlaysizmi?

207
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Ha.

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Ha, men.

209
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Men, Joani, seni olaman, Charlz,
mening qonuniy erim sifatida.

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Siz Joani... olasizmi?
- Oh! Qarang.

211
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Ammo Joani Chachini yaxshi ko'rardi.
Farqi shunda.

212
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"Bir qoshiq oling."

213
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,609
Bilasizmi, uzoq vaqt o'tdi
qoshiq ushlaganimdan beri?

214
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,946
“Billi, bo‘lma
qahramon" siz uchun nimani anglatadi?

215
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:49,702
Bilasizmi, gap mana.
Men uni etarlicha yig'a olsam ham ...

216
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,413
...ayolni tashqariga chiqishga...

217
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,291
...kimdan so‘rayman?

218
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,981
Bu ajoyib emasmi?

219
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,483
Aytmoqchimanki, men hech qachon qahva tayyorlamaganman
hayotimda oldin.

220
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- Bu ajoyib.
- Tabriklaymiz.

221
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Agar o'zingizni o'zingizni his qilsangiz
G'arbiy omlet yoki biror narsa qilish kerak ...

222
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Garchi, men haqiqatan ham shundayman
bugun ertalab unchalik och emas.

223
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- Xayrli tong.
Xayrli tong.

224
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- Tong.
Ertalab.

225
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- Tong.
Xayrli tong, Pol.

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- Salom, Pol.
- Salom. Pol, shundaymi?

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Kecha men juda ajoyib vaqt o'tkazdim.

228
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Rahmat. Sizga katta rahmat.

229
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,478
- Keyinroq gaplashamiz, maylimi?
- Ha.

230
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Rahmat.

231
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,619
Bu haqiqiy sana emas edi.

232
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Nima qilyapsan
haqiqiy sanadami?

233
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,501
- Jim bo'l va stolimni orqaga qo'ying.
Xop.

234
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,545
Mayli, bolalar, men ishga kirishishim kerak.

235
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Agar bu raqamlarni kiritmasam,
bu unchalik katta farq qilmaydi.

236
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,431
Xo'sh, hammangizning ishingiz bormi?

237
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,892
Ha, hammamizning ishimiz bor.

238
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,728
Qarang, biz narsalarni shunday sotib olamiz.

239
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,648
Ha, men aktyorman.

240
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,067
Voy-buy. Sizni biror narsada ko'rgan bo'larmidim?

241
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,611
Oh, men bunga shubha qilaman. Ko'pincha mintaqaviy ish.

242
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,406
Agar tasodifan qo'lga tushmasangiz
Wee One tomonidan ishlab chiqarilgan Pinokkio.

243
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— Qarang, Geppeto, men haqiqiy tirik bolaman.

244
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,747
Men bu haqoratni qabul qilmayman.

245
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,916
Sen haqsan. Uzr so'rayman.

246
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,044
Bir paytlar men yog'och bola edim
Kichkina yog'och bola

247
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,467
Xo'sh, bugungi kuningiz qanday?
Yaxshi uxladingizmi?

248
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,012
Barri bilan gaplashdingizmi?
Men tabassumni to'xtata olmayman.

249
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,684
Men buni ko'ra olaman. O'zingizga o'xshaysiz
og'zingizga ilgich bilan uxlab qoldi.

250
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bilaman. U shunchaki...

251
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,111
Siz va Toni De Marko esingizdami?

252
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,323
- Ha, albatta.
- Xo'sh, shunday. Hissiyotlar bilan.

253
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Oh, voy, muammoga duch keldingizmi!

254
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Mayli, mayli. Men shunchaki turaman,
ishga ket...

255
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,208
...va u haqida kun bo'yi o'ylamang.

256
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,336
Yoki bo'lmasa men boraman
turing va ishga boring.

257
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,130
- Oh, omad tilayman!
- Nima uchun?

258
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,633
Men borib, bittasini olaman
bu ish narsalari.

259
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,227
- Salom, Monika.
- Salom, Frenni. Qaytib kelganingizdan xursandmiz.

260
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,895
Florida qanday edi?

261
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,397
Siz jinsiy aloqada bo'lgansiz, shunday emasmi?

262
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,316
Buni qanday qilasiz?

263
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,238
- Xo'sh, kim?
- Siz Polni taniysizmi?

264
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,365
Pol, vinochi?

265
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,117
Ha, men Polni bilaman.

266
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,164
Aytmoqchisizki, siz Polni bilasiz
Men Polni bilamanmi?

267
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,666
Xazillashyapsizmi? Men Polni hurmat qilaman.

268
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,962
Mendan oldin hech qanday zarba yo'q edi
ikki yil davomida uning toshbaqasida.

269
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,760
Albatta, bu chiziq edi.

270
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,846
Nega? Nega kimdir
shunga o'xshash narsa qilyapsizmi?

271
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,308
Biz javob izlayapmiz
nisbatan murakkabroq:

272
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"Sizni to'shakka yotqizish uchun."

273
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Menmi?

274
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,733
Menda qandaydir bor kabi
faqat itlar uchun mayoq ...

275
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,527
...va kuchli hissiyotli erkaklar
muammolar eshitish mumkinmi?

276
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,654
Mayli, keling. Menga oyoqlaringizni bering.

277
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Men uni yaxshi deb o'yladim, bilasizmi?

278
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,336
Men sizga ishonmayman
bu chiziq ekanligini bilmasdim.

279
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Bilasizmi.

280
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,219
- Ishingiz bormi?
- Xazillashyapsizmi?

281
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,054
Men bekorga o'qitilganman.

282
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,933
Bugun 12 ta intervyudan kulib yubordim.

283
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,643
Shunga qaramay, siz hayratlanarli darajada quvnoqsiz.

284
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,355
Xo'sh, agar topsangiz, siz ham bo'lardingiz
Joan va David etiklari sotuvda...

285
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,273
...50 foiz chegirma.

286
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,275
Oh, siz meni qanchalik yaxshi bilasiz.

287
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,363
Ular mening yangi "Menga kerak emas
ish yoki ota-onam.

288
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,782
Menda ajoyib etiklar bor.

289
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,369
- Ularni qanday to'ladingiz?
- Kredit karta.

290
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,579
Va buning uchun kim to'laydi?

291
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,332
Um, otam.

292
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,087
Siz ota-onangiz bilan yashay olmaysiz
butun hayotingiz.

293
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,966
Men buni bilaman. Shuning uchun
Men turmushga chiqayotgan edim.

294
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,344
Unga dam bering. Bo'lish qiyin
birinchi marta mustaqil ravishda.

295
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,012
- Rahmat.
-Xush kelibsiz.

296
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,890
Men birinchi kelganimni eslayman
Bu shaharga men 14 yoshda edim.

297
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,935
Onam o'zini o'ldirgan edi
va o'gay dadam yana qamoqda edi.

298
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,146
Va men bu erga keldim,
va men hech kimni tanimasdim.

299
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,691
Men bu albinos bilan yashab qoldim
old oynalarni tozalagan yigit...

300
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,653
...Port ma'muriyatidan tashqarida.
Va keyin u o'zini o'ldirdi.

301
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,241
Va keyin men aromaterapiya topdim.
Shunday ekan, menga ishoning, men sizning his-tuyg'ularingizni aniq bilaman.

302
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,123
Siz izlayotgan so'z:

303
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— Baribir...

304
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,255
Yaxshi. Tayyormisiz?

305
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,132
- Men unday deb o'ylamayman.
ROSS: Oh, keling.

306
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,884
Kesish. Kesish.

307
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,053
Kesish, kesish, kesish.

308
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,600
Hey.
Yaxshi.

309
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,560
Haqiqiy dunyoga xush kelibsiz.

310
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,521
Bu yomon. Sizga yoqadi.

311
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,781
Xo'sh, shunday.
Siz divanga yiqilib tushasizmi?

312
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,327
- Yo'q. Yo'q, qachondir uyga borishim kerak.
- Yaxshi bo'lasizmi?

313
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,995
Ha.

314
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,915
Qarang, men polda nima topdim.

315
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,460
Nima?

316
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,420
Bu Polning soati.

317
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,672
Siz uni shunchaki orqaga qo'yishingiz mumkin
qaerdan topdingiz.

318
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,761
Oh, bolam. Yaxshi.
Hammaga xayrli tun.

319
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,970
Hayrli tun.

320
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,147
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

321
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,524
- Kechirasiz.
- Yo'q. Yo'q. Bor.

322
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,652
- Yo'q, bor, albatta.
- Bo'linadimi?

323
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,820
- Xop.
- Xop.

324
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,782
rahmat.

325
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:47,078
Siz buni bilmagandirsiz,
lekin o'rta maktabda menda ...

326
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,080
... sizga katta muhabbat.

327
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,707
bildim.

328
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,335
Siz qildingizmi? Oh.

329
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,130
Siz meni shunday deb o'ylagan edim
Monikaning aqlli akasi.

330
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,883
- Men qildim.
- Oh.

331
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,348
Eshiting, sizningcha ...

332
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,018
Va mening zaifligimga yo'l qo'ymaslikka harakat qiling
bu erda har qanday omilga aylanadi.

333
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,983
Sizningcha, yaxshi bo'larmidi
Men sizni qachondir taklif qilaman, balki?

334
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,069
Ha.

335
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,821
Balki.

336
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,657
Xop.

337
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,872
OK, ehtimol qilaman.

338
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,962
- Hayrli tun.
- Hayrli tun.

339
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,227
Ko‘rishguncha.

340
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,770
ROSS:
Mm-hm.

341
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,356
Kuting, kuting. Hey, senga nima bo'ldi?

342
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,320
Men shunchaki qoshiq oldim.

343
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,954
Eshitganlarimga ishonolmayman.

344
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,873
Ishonmayman
Bu erda nima eshityapman

345
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,250
- Nima? Men aytdimki, sizda ...
- Nima? Men aytdimki, sizda ...

346
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,754
- To'xtab qolasizmi?
- Oh, men yana shunday qildimmi?

347
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,797
Ha.

348
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,842
Kimdir ko'proq qahva istaydi?

349
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,180
Siz tayyorladingizmi yoki shunchaki xizmat qilyapsizmi?

350
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,641
- Men shunchaki xizmat qilyapman.
Men bir chashka qahva ichaman.

351
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,352
Bolalar, yangi orzu.

352
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,439
Men Las-Vegasdaman. Men Liza Minnelliman.